Use your English! Read the text and choose the correct answer A, B, C or D to complete it. the pirate I don't really have a very good sense of (1) but I do love this (2) It made me laugh so much, I've never forgotten it: Jake and Ben. (3) were two old pirates, met for the first time. Jake had a wooden leg, a metal hook on the end of his arm and a black patch over one eye. They started talking about the days (4) they had been at sea. Ben asked Jake how hed got his wooden leg. 'I fell overboard , said Jake. "The other pirates (5) to rescue me, but as they were pulling me out, a shark (6) was rather (7) eating me for dinner bit my leg off. And how did you get the hook?' asked Ben. 'I was having a sword fight with someone, said Jake. 'I was trying to prevent him (8) stealing all my money - well, I couldn't (9) him to do that, could I? - but he cut my hand off with his sword in the fight. And how did you lose your eye?'asked Ben. Td (10) not say. It's embarrassing. on 'Go on, tell me. "Well, I got a bit of sand in it, said Jake. But you can't lose your eye because you get a bit of sand in it!' said Ben. 'Usually that's true, but it was my first day with the hook!' 1 A punch line B laughter C comedy D humour 2 A laugh B joke C fun D comedian 3 A which B whose C that D who 4 A which B when C where D why 5 A managed B succeeded C allowed D failed 6 A which B whose C where D when 7 A happy B interested C fond D keen 8 A to B with C from 9 A accept B let C allow 10 A prefer B like C rather D want D by D agree