Рассказ о семье своей по английскому языку (имена вставлю и возраст)

If the beer would be the sea I'd become a beautiful dolphin. If the seeea would become vodka I'd be an underwater boat. This title perfectly describes my family where I'm growing . My Father Joe,my mother Natalie and sister Vlada also like this discription of our family! I love its too!