Расказать про сказку в языке "the king and the cheese"

Once a upon a time lived one king!
His favorite dish was cheese. One day he asked his cooks to make a soup with out anion, but there must be a lot of cheese!
That king was greedy, and cooks didn't love him. They made soup with a lot of anion!
When king ate that soup, he became an dracon. The end.