Придумайте три смешных предложения в present simple 3шт, present countinius 3 шт, past simple 3шт

1.  I never go to school in my blue pyjamas.
2.  Rabbits eat carrots but I don't.
3. I teach my father to ride a bicycle on Sundays.

My grandfather is sleeping and snoring in his room.
My father is fixing the desk-lamp that our cat dropped yesterday. 
I am doing my elder brother's homework because he gave money for the cinema.

Yesterday my sister and I had a fight over the last piece of cake.
An hour ago I drank my cat's milk by mistake.
I promised my brother not to tell his girlfriend about his love letter to another girl.