Небольшая страшилка на языке с переводом

Once upon a time I decided to walk with my friends in big scary castle. We stand near big black gate. But we are not afraid, we are brave. We went to the castle, and suddenly turn on the light, gate closed. And we saw big, cruel, angry ghost with vampire, zombie, witch, necromancer. They said that they want to kill us. From the sailing began to drip blood, next to our feet crawlings snakes and worms,back run shivers. And all villain ran to us. they jumped on my friends and broken their head, legs, arms, ate their ears, eyes. Suddenly I heared loud cry:''Wake up, you need go to school. And enough to look at the night thriller, please''