My wife and i always buy each otheranother presents on oursour birthdays. mymine birthday is in june; herhers is in september. i like most ofmost the presents that she buys me. but she never likes anysome of the presents that i buy her. when i buy her a present, she always takes it back to the shop and changes it for somethinganything else. 'you always buy me clothes, and none of them fitdon't fit me,' she complains. this year, i bought her a beautiful blue silk dress. i told her, 'this time i promise you that you won't need to change this dress for anotherother one. that is because i have already changed it twice, so that you won't have to! '