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A man bought a parrot which could already talk. However the man soon discovered that the parrot mostly knew bad words. At first he thought it was funny but then it became tiresome, and finally, when the man had important guests, the bird's bad words embarrassed him very much. As soon as the guests left, the man angrily shouted at the parrot, "That languate must top!" But the bird continued telling bad words. Now the man was really angry. He grabed the parrot and put into the refrigerator. But it had no effect. From inside the refrigerator, the parrot still were saying nasty words. Then the man opened the door of the freezed, threw the bird into it, and closed the door. This time there was silence. After two minutes, the man opened the door and removed the verry cold parrot. Slowly the shivering parrot walked up man's arm, sat on his shoulder and spoke to his ear, sounding very frightened "i'll be good, i promise... Those chickens in there .. what... they... said..?"

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