Діалог на любу тему більше 20 реплік дуже потрібно ( можна на українській потім перекладу)

Диалог:
- Hey! Hey! Bob, hello! Happy to see you! Do you remember me?
- Yes, Steve. I remember you. Hi ...
- We have not seen each other for a long time. How are you doing? How’s your mother and father? How’s your wife and kids?
- Same old, same old. My family is happy, everyone is healthy. Am…Look, I'm in a hurry.
- It's okey. I understand ... So, what about your summer trip abroad? Do you have any photos?
- I'm sorry, but I have no time.
- You have a dog or cat? I just forgot. The only thing, that I remember, is that you named your pet "fluff" because it is fluffy, you know.
- Oh, man…
- Oh, I get it! You have a hamster. Does not he die two years ago?
- Steve...
- What? Three years ago?
- Look, Steve. I dont have time to talk. I'm in a hurry at work. My colleagues are waiting for me for 15 minutes. 
- Hey, isn't my bus arrived just now? Oh, no! Bob, I missed it because of you.
- Oh mу...
(ps Надеюсь получился забавным)