Вновь перевести в косвенную речь: 1. If an Englishman gets run down by a truck, he apologizes to the truck.

2. An American tourist comes to London to stay at a top hotel. He picks up the phone one morning and asks for room service. He says, "I want three overdone fried eggs that are hard as a rock, toast that is burnt to a cinder and a cup of black coffee that tastes like mud."
"I'm sorry, sir," replies room service, "we don't serve breakfast like that." "Well, you did yesterday!"

3. An old woman from the country is visiting the big city for the first time in her life. She checks in at a smart hotel and lets the bellboy take her bags. She follows him but as the door closes, her face falls. "Young man," she says angrily. "I may be old and straight from the hills, but I ain't stupid. I paid good money and this room won't do at all. It's short of what I expected. It's too small and there's no proper ventilation. Why, there's not even a bed!" "Ma'am," replies the bellboy, "this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"

1. It was mentioned that if an Englishman gets run down by a truck, he apologizes to the truck.

2. It was stated that an American tourist came to London to stay at a top hotel. One morning, he picked up the phone and requested room service, saying that he wanted three overdone fried eggs that were as hard as a rock, toast that was burnt to a cinder, and a cup of black coffee that tasted like mud. Room service apologized, stating that they don't serve breakfast like that. The tourist replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"

3. It was described that an old woman from the country was visiting the big city for the first time in her life. She checked into a smart hotel and allowed the bellboy to take her bags. As she followed him, the door closed, and she became disappointed. She angrily addressed the bellboy, saying, "Young man, I may be old and straight from the hills, but I'm not stupid. I paid good money, and this room won't do at all. It's below my expectations, too small, and lacks proper ventilation. Why, there's not even a bed!" The bellboy responded, "Ma'am, this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"