Most people love jokes. a good joke can break the ice and make the conversation enjoyable. my friend’s hobby is collecting jokes. when he a good joke, he writes it down on a special card. hear the cards in a box in his room. keep when i visit i never miss a chance to read a joke from his collection. yesterday’s joke was about famous detectives. here it is. he one day sherlock holmes and dr watson went camping. they put up a tent, made a fire and had a good dinner of meat and potato that night, holmes up and asked: "watson, look up and tell me what you see." wake watson said that he millions of stars. "and what does it tell you? " holmes went on his interrogation. see "well, if we apply our deductive method, we’ll come to several conclusions. astronomically, there are billions of planets. conclusion is astrological – i observe saturn in leo. two and, meteorologically, it’ll be a beautiful day tomorrow. i wish this kind of weather more often in this country. and what does the sky tell you, holmes? " have holmes was silent for a moment and then said, "someone our tent! " steal

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Most people love jokes. A good joke can break the ice and make the conversation enjoyable. My friend’s hobby is collecting jokes. When he __hears a good joke, he writes it down on a special card. HEAR

The cards __are kept in a box in his room. KEEP

When I visit ___him, I never miss a chance to read a joke from his collection. Yesterday’s joke was about famous detectives. Here it is. HE

One day Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping. They put up a tent, made a fire and had a good dinner of meat and _potatoes. POTATO

That night, Holmes ___woke up and asked: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see." WAKE

Watson said that he __saw millions of stars. "And what does it tell you?" Holmes went on his interrogation. SEE

"Well, if we apply our deductive method, we’ll come to several conclusions. Astronomically, there are billions of planets. My___second___ conclusion is astrological – I observe Saturn in Leo. TWO

And, meteorologically, it’ll be a beautiful day tomorrow. I wish we___had this kind of weather more often in this country. And what does the sky tell you, Holmes?" HAVE
Holmes was silent for a moment and then said, "Someone has stolen___ our tent!" STEAL
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