Do know any anecdotes or funny stories about people famous? (знаете ли вы какие-нибудь смешные или анекдоты о знаменитых людях? ) и побыстрее если можно* зараннее )

Старый американский прикол про Билла Клинтона

-Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
-He's afraid of the draft

 или еще
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.