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Son: I want to xBox.
Mom: What?
Son: I'll play. It's great. There you go.
Mom: Why do you still not have it?
Son: Because you do not buy!
Mom: Why do I buy?
Son: Because you have no money.
Mom: Very, very not?
Son: Yes, but you xBox they do not spend.
Mom: And why?
Son: Because you're spending it on other things.
Mom: What?
Son: Probably more dates.
Mom: What can change the situation?
Son: If we spend less?
Mom: From what you're willing to give up for the sake xBox?
Son: From movies and candy.
Mom: You can count the number of the month thus saving?
Son: About a thousand.
Mom: How many months will be so save for xBox?
Son: One and a half years.
Mom: Could you wait a year and a half? To live one and a half years without a movie and candy?
Son: None.
Mom: There are ideas?
Son: I'm going to work?
Mom: Where did you take 11 years to work? Who are you going to pay?
Son: Nowhere. I do not know.
Mom: As long as you do not know until you figured out how to make money, what else can you offer to achieve the goal?
Son: You have to earn more.
Mom: Fine. Can you suggest how I earn more?
Son: More work.
Mom: Where can I get this time?
Son: Something else to do.
Mom: Like what? Do not sleep, do not eat, I can not relax. Where else out of my time?
Son: Do you still go to the store, cook, wash the dishes.
Mom: What else?
Son: Even the vacuum cleaner.
Mom: What's this I can not do? Who will do it instead of me?
Son: I can vacuuming, washing dishes.
Mom: Great! I was just about to buy a dishwasher. It costs the same as the xBox. But if you're going to wash the dishes, then I do not need a dishwasher. You're ready to wash dishes every day, if we buy xBox?
Son: Of course!
Mom: You're ready to wash dishes for six months, until it again accumulate in the dishwasher?
Son: I'm Ready.
Mom: And if you do not implement the agreement? If I buy xBox, and you refuse to wash the dishes? How do I do then?
Son: Well, to be honest, if you zaberesh my xBox.
Mom: If you played enough for two days, xBox you get tired and you stop to wash the dishes? I then there will be no money for the dishwasher or clean utensils. What will I feel? How would you feel in my place?
Son: What I was deceived.
Mom: You're going to continue to continue to trust the person who has deceived you?
Son: None.
Mom: You'll be more to him about something to negotiate, something for him to do?
Son: None.
Mom: You will still have the desire, after xBox get?
Son: Of course.
Mom: So, do you realize that if you received xBox, violated the terms of our agreement, then further your desires, I will not try to accomplish? You know what is in your interests to fulfill the conditions of the contract?
Son: Of course.
Mom: What can stop you meet the conditions?
Son: I can get tired.
Mom: How to propose to solve the problem?
Son: Give me a day off on Sunday utensils
Mom: Good. Agreed?