6…: You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. It says “no new messages”. So you check it again.
7…: Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
When looking at a pageful of someone else’s links, you notice all
of them are already highlighted in purple.
8…: Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
9…: Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see
a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you’ve
never had heart problems before.
10 Other: You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the “back” button.

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